Twenty Five Lessons I’ve Learned From My Three-Year-Old Daughter

Twenty Five Lessons I’ve Learned From My Three-Year-Old Daughter

Aug 05

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1. Redheads really do have more fun.

2. What’s mine is yours and what’s mine usually ends up underneath the bed, the sofa, and the car seat.

3. Helium balloons are a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

4. The definition of prudence is sleeping with one’s purse.

Mia and Clark

5. A dad is a girl’s first love.

6. “Miss Daddy” is a term of endearment.

7. Skeletor has feelings too.

8. “Dear Jesus… Amen” is a perfectly acceptable prayer.

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9. Always steer clear of strange dogs.

10. Always steer clear of strange men in cow suits.

11. Sing-arella, The Lion Came, and Awesome in Numberland are arguably better than the original Disney classics.

12. Nakedness is one of life’s greatest gifts.

13. Food is a worthy passion.

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14. It is always time for ice cream.

15. There is an appropriate time and place for waving to truck drivers.

16. A round mid-section is nothing to be ashamed of.

17. People do not die from exposure to public restroom floors.

18. Wrestling is not gender exclusive.

19. It is a mother’s duty to instill in her daughter a healthy fear of frogs, roaches, and strange men in cow suits.

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20. If at first you don’t sing in tune, sing louder.

21. Singing loudly out of tune is the coup de gras of sibling rivalry {when your brother is Salem Beasley}.

22. Bandaids cover over a multitude of sins.

23. Losing Princess Jasmine is a fate worse than Bedtime.

24. Bakers, bank-tellers, and librarians are all named Oscar. {Mommy: “Ask her for a lollipop.” Mia: “Miss Oscar, may I have a lollipop?”}

25. Being together is all that really matters.

Happy 3rd Birthday, Mia Girl. You are magical in every way.

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  • Alexis

    Happy Birthday, Mia!

  • Dee Nash

    She is magical! Miss Oscar…… Cracks me up!! Happy birthday my favorite granddaughter!

  • So cute!