What's Black or Red or Green All Over?

Dec 13

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Help! Clark’s staff Christmas party is tonight and, well, it is a known fact among those nearest and dearest to me that I can’t dress myself. I will decorate the house all day long, but decorating my body feels a bit more daunting and I assume just stay in my running clothes all day. But I can’t go to a party in running clothes. So, the party is in an hour and no one is home for me to ask their opinion (other than two little nappers one of which is currently in a wife beater, and the other is missing her pants). So I am enlisting the help of my more stylish friends. Help me decide…